A nice room to die in if you're a suicidal Dr, or make sweet love if you're an amorous couple, or great for re cooperating after a kidney removing op, very versatile as rooms go

Using medical grade grapes to scare/knock the cat off the flower arrangement doesn't work

Be prepared to get ordered about if you step foot in here

Keep the curtains drawn, there's a stalker about

The window ledge is most uncomfortable